Oh Gerry

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 08/04/2020 at 18:17 • Filed to: None

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I realize the Defender is far more than the designer, but if I didn’t know I would swear this whole thing is a This is Spinal Tap style parody of car design.

I feel like this man is the opposite of Land Rover generally.

The outfit, the fact that he’s always addressed as Professor, the heavy leaden pace. ugh

Land Rover was founded on the vehicle that fought Gerry.

I also realize I’m shouting into the wind, don’t care. This guy is the worst.

and 100 more > HammerheadFistpunch 08/04/2020 at 18:33

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Pretty sure my grandma used to have that s am e outfit.

benjrblant > HammerheadFistpunch 08/04/2020 at 18:39

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Yikes.

TLDR: british designer spends 6 minutes stroking his ego by talking about the defender.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > HammerheadFistpunch 08/04/2020 at 18:49

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W(ho) TF is this twat? 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > HammerheadFistpunch 08/04/2020 at 18:51

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Those pants tho.... Like how can you take your eyes off of them...

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > and 100 more 08/04/2020 at 18:51

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Pretty sure my grandma dressed better. 

HammerheadFistpunch > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 08/04/2020 at 18:53

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Lead designed at Land Rover. 

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > HammerheadFistpunch 08/04/2020 at 19:02

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It would have been awesome if someone could have digitally placed  roof racks onto the Defender in post production...

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > HammerheadFistpunch 08/04/2020 at 19:04

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It’s all becoming so clear why I can’t stand any of the new ones. 

HammerheadFistpunch > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 08/04/2020 at 19:05

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There’s a lot of Gerry in the new products, and it shows.

Jb boin > HammerheadFistpunch 08/04/2020 at 19:06

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Is it just me or he sounds like he is trying to do an Australian accent?

And that camera that is shaking and cu tt ing him in half (when it’s not out of focus) is just making it even “ better” .

Jb boin > and 100 more 08/04/2020 at 19:18

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Damn, by searching for an image that would fit the topic, i found this... OH NO !

I really shoudn’t have :(

WilliamsSW > HammerheadFistpunch 08/04/2020 at 20:20

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OTOH that dull,  slow monotone is helping me fall asleep quite nicely. 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch 08/04/2020 at 21:54

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I’m now completely unsurprised that I don’t care for the Defender’s new design.

The LEGO version’s pretty dope, though. 

Edgyhal94 > HammerheadFistpunch 08/05/2020 at 04:00

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He’s a bit pretentious, but then again I’m in the clearly heretical group of people who thing aesthetics mean fuck all off road. But then again what do I know, I drive a MK1 Freelander and I think that’s pretty good in the mud and finding grip uncannily well.

This is probably the one that’ll be the one for those intending to use it offroad out the box, as, unlike the regular 110, it’s available with coils for lifting. Personally for me a 90 in Pangea green and white steelies would be perfect as both my daily and my offroad tool, but I’m waiting on the depreciation curve or maybe a lottery win.

^ this. This without the side bar things. Want.

Speed > and 100 more 08/05/2020 at 08:25

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LOL!!!!!!!!

This comment is the only reason I watched the video and I was not disappointed. It was almost like seeing Granny again, hair and all.